1 00:00:02,000 --> 00:00:03,880 Ty, no, no! Oh, my God! It's the whole 24-hour PA thing. 2 00:00:03,880 --> 00:00:05,120 Carer? Er, yes. 3 00:00:05,120 --> 00:00:06,640 You don't do a single thing for her? 4 00:00:06,640 --> 00:00:08,160 You la-a-azy fuck! 5 00:00:08,160 --> 00:00:11,480 Abe! Hey, surprise. How long are you sticking round for? 6 00:00:11,480 --> 00:00:14,120 Ah, dude, I am literally homeless right now, 7 00:00:14,120 --> 00:00:16,880 I had to get the fuck out of Lille. Well, we'd love to have you stay. 8 00:00:16,880 --> 00:00:18,160 Right? 9 00:00:18,160 --> 00:00:20,360 I don't really know if I'm a model. 10 00:00:20,360 --> 00:00:21,840 OK, can I just stop you there? 11 00:00:21,840 --> 00:00:24,480 You're the most fucking stunning woman I've ever seen in my life. 12 00:00:25,480 --> 00:00:28,000 I think that Abe is going to propose. 13 00:00:28,000 --> 00:00:29,400 SHE CHUCKLES What? 14 00:00:29,400 --> 00:00:31,320 Levi, Jo. Jo, Levi. 15 00:00:31,320 --> 00:00:32,760 Levi is Abe's son. 16 00:00:32,760 --> 00:00:34,000 Hi. Hello. 17 00:00:36,040 --> 00:00:39,400 I wondered whether these might look better on someone standing. 18 00:00:39,400 --> 00:00:41,040 Ty, you're fired. 19 00:00:41,040 --> 00:00:43,680 How long before we can get a replacement, do you think? 20 00:00:43,680 --> 00:00:45,120 I need you. 21 00:00:45,120 --> 00:00:46,760 Fine, I'll do it. 22 00:00:46,760 --> 00:00:48,520 I guess we have someone. 23 00:00:54,840 --> 00:00:57,800 No! It's just the, er... it's the eyes. 24 00:00:57,800 --> 00:00:59,800 PIANO PLAYS SOFTLY It's the shell, it's the... 25 00:00:59,800 --> 00:01:02,880 Why does anything under the sea have whiskers? 26 00:01:02,880 --> 00:01:04,800 It's wrong. 27 00:01:04,800 --> 00:01:06,760 It's called ostraconophobia. 28 00:01:06,760 --> 00:01:08,600 Ostraconophobia. 29 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,160 Say it again. 30 00:01:10,160 --> 00:01:11,800 Ostraconophobia. 31 00:01:11,800 --> 00:01:14,280 You know, why, when YOU say it, does it sound fucking hot? 32 00:01:14,280 --> 00:01:16,200 Now I WANT to have it. Ah. SHE GIGGLES 33 00:01:16,200 --> 00:01:17,800 Sorry. I'm not here. 34 00:01:17,800 --> 00:01:19,640 I just can't do aioli. 35 00:01:21,440 --> 00:01:25,080 Oh, wait. Can you deshell one of these bad boys for Freya? 36 00:01:25,080 --> 00:01:26,360 Can you do this? 37 00:01:31,840 --> 00:01:33,000 Thanks, babe. 38 00:01:33,000 --> 00:01:35,480 Teeing up for another vanilla proposal? 39 00:01:38,680 --> 00:01:40,760 Freya! Freya, Freya, Freya, Freya! Hmm? 40 00:01:40,760 --> 00:01:43,400 These freaks have tiramisu AND fondant! 41 00:01:43,400 --> 00:01:45,440 Oi! I'm going to get one of each. 42 00:01:45,440 --> 00:01:47,320 Just put it on that guy's tab. 43 00:01:49,240 --> 00:01:50,280 Cheers, bro. 44 00:01:51,400 --> 00:01:54,640 You said there was somewhere we could send her, for training? 45 00:01:54,640 --> 00:01:56,360 I'll do some research. 46 00:01:56,360 --> 00:01:57,400 Mmm. 47 00:01:57,400 --> 00:01:58,760 Mmm. Hmm. 48 00:02:04,720 --> 00:02:08,320 Now, for legal reasons, and I do have to disclose this up top, 49 00:02:08,320 --> 00:02:10,080 I am ex-military. 50 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,600 OK? 51 00:02:11,600 --> 00:02:13,280 And don't ask me for dates. 52 00:02:13,280 --> 00:02:15,040 Don't ask me what I did. 53 00:02:15,040 --> 00:02:17,280 Because whether you're out there on the field 54 00:02:17,280 --> 00:02:19,440 or you're back here entering data, 55 00:02:19,440 --> 00:02:20,840 it's all military. 56 00:02:20,840 --> 00:02:22,960 OK? And as such, 57 00:02:22,960 --> 00:02:24,960 I have high standards. 58 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:30,280 Aha! Latecomer! Good thing we haven't covered punctuality yet. 59 00:02:30,280 --> 00:02:31,560 Er. 60 00:02:31,560 --> 00:02:32,960 Yeah... 61 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:36,240 Er, sorry, er, traffic was... 62 00:02:36,240 --> 00:02:37,720 Perfectly flowing. 63 00:02:37,720 --> 00:02:40,080 I check a five-mile radius before every class. 64 00:02:40,080 --> 00:02:41,920 But thank you for volunteering! 65 00:02:41,920 --> 00:02:43,840 We're on PA liability. 66 00:02:43,840 --> 00:02:45,520 Up you step. 67 00:02:45,520 --> 00:02:47,720 Poppy here is your employer. 68 00:02:47,720 --> 00:02:49,120 Normal day. 69 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:50,920 Just react accordingly. 70 00:02:50,920 --> 00:02:54,960 Thanks again for a great day of being my PA. 71 00:02:54,960 --> 00:02:56,480 Oh, no! 72 00:02:56,480 --> 00:02:58,400 I feel dizzy. Wait... 73 00:02:59,600 --> 00:03:00,920 Oh... WHoa! 74 00:03:00,920 --> 00:03:03,560 IMITATES WRONG-ANSWER KLAXON You messed up. 75 00:03:03,560 --> 00:03:06,320 Step away, step away, step away. 76 00:03:06,320 --> 00:03:09,440 If you can't protect yourselves, 77 00:03:09,440 --> 00:03:11,880 you can't protect them. 78 00:03:12,880 --> 00:03:15,160 So I'm just supposed to let them eat it? 79 00:03:15,160 --> 00:03:16,480 Not your problem. 80 00:03:16,480 --> 00:03:18,200 Now you've got a slipped disc. 81 00:03:18,200 --> 00:03:20,240 Out of work. Lengthy legal battle. 82 00:03:20,240 --> 00:03:21,880 They said, you said. 83 00:03:21,880 --> 00:03:23,280 That's your problem. 84 00:03:23,280 --> 00:03:25,800 People, I cannot stress this enough - 85 00:03:25,800 --> 00:03:27,440 do not be a hero. 86 00:03:27,440 --> 00:03:30,520 Until 999 arrives, leave them on the floor. 87 00:03:30,520 --> 00:03:32,720 All right? Yeah. Sorry. 88 00:03:37,080 --> 00:03:38,960 TOOTHBRUSH BUZZES 89 00:03:46,920 --> 00:03:48,200 SHE SPITS 90 00:03:50,160 --> 00:03:51,560 How's it going? 91 00:03:53,480 --> 00:03:55,280 How's it going? 92 00:03:57,120 --> 00:03:59,880 Listen, Ty, I know we left on a bit of a tense moment. 93 00:03:59,880 --> 00:04:01,320 TY SIGHS I... 94 00:04:01,320 --> 00:04:04,120 Look, we can drop the act, Freya. We both know why you called me here. 95 00:04:04,120 --> 00:04:07,360 Erm so you can work your two weeks' notice? 96 00:04:07,360 --> 00:04:08,880 Sure. Sure, sure. 97 00:04:10,240 --> 00:04:11,760 You're lonely. 98 00:04:11,760 --> 00:04:13,120 You're unsatisfied. 99 00:04:13,120 --> 00:04:16,440 You're shacked up with someone new and it's different. 100 00:04:17,480 --> 00:04:19,240 It's unfamiliar. 101 00:04:19,240 --> 00:04:22,200 You thought you wanted Jo, but I'm all you can think about. 102 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:24,960 Well, I appreciate you being here, Ty. 103 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:28,400 It's OK. 104 00:04:29,480 --> 00:04:31,040 We can get past this. 105 00:04:32,040 --> 00:04:33,560 It's just... 106 00:04:33,560 --> 00:04:35,360 ..it's going to take some time. 107 00:04:35,360 --> 00:04:37,040 As much time as I need. 108 00:04:38,680 --> 00:04:40,160 Good morning, Ty. 109 00:04:41,440 --> 00:04:43,120 Nice to see you again. 110 00:04:43,120 --> 00:04:44,920 You heading to the office? 111 00:04:44,920 --> 00:04:47,280 I'm off to Sydenham. 112 00:04:47,280 --> 00:04:49,000 Bronco Brian's Diner. 113 00:04:49,000 --> 00:04:51,520 Oh, my God, I LOVE Bronco Brian's! 114 00:04:51,520 --> 00:04:54,000 Loved. It's going under, unfortunately. 115 00:04:54,000 --> 00:04:57,040 What?! No! I love Bronco's! 116 00:04:57,040 --> 00:04:58,760 That's where I popped my cherry. 117 00:05:01,520 --> 00:05:03,880 Yeah, it is sad. Family-run business. 118 00:05:03,880 --> 00:05:05,520 Been there over 50 years. 119 00:05:05,520 --> 00:05:07,720 Yeah, I wanted to take this case myself 120 00:05:07,720 --> 00:05:10,600 and, er, go down there for old times' sake, you know? 121 00:05:10,600 --> 00:05:12,840 You heading out soon? Yeah, going to the gym. 122 00:05:12,840 --> 00:05:13,960 Really? 123 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,560 Do you think it will help? 124 00:05:16,840 --> 00:05:19,320 This doesn't need any help, Ty. 125 00:05:19,320 --> 00:05:21,120 No, it's a modelling shoot. 126 00:05:21,120 --> 00:05:23,160 Oh, I think you're being a bit modest. 127 00:05:23,160 --> 00:05:26,240 She's been hand-selected for a nationwide campaign. 128 00:05:26,240 --> 00:05:27,920 OK! 129 00:05:27,920 --> 00:05:32,080 Well, I think it's very cool that I'm now officially dating a model. 130 00:05:32,080 --> 00:05:33,720 Plus, you know, these days, 131 00:05:33,720 --> 00:05:36,080 you really don't have to be that good-looking to be a model. 132 00:05:41,240 --> 00:05:43,000 Look alive! Argh! 133 00:05:43,000 --> 00:05:44,400 Keep your eyes on the road. 134 00:05:44,400 --> 00:05:46,320 Jesus Christ... Attention! 135 00:05:47,320 --> 00:05:49,520 Watch out, watch out! 136 00:05:49,520 --> 00:05:50,840 Is she OK? This side! 137 00:05:50,840 --> 00:05:52,760 Like, we're... Reverse! Reverse! 138 00:05:52,760 --> 00:05:54,800 I'm doing it, I'm doing it! God! 139 00:05:56,800 --> 00:05:59,680 Right, where do we live, Dystopian Mario World? 140 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:00,960 London. 141 00:06:00,960 --> 00:06:03,360 And who decides if you pass or fail today? 142 00:06:03,360 --> 00:06:06,520 Hmm? Who decides if you walk away with a laminated certificate? 143 00:06:06,520 --> 00:06:09,080 Oh, laminated? Well, that changes everything. 144 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:12,480 Do you, er, pre-laminate or do you laminate here? 145 00:06:13,720 --> 00:06:16,400 If you don't start showing the process some respect, 146 00:06:16,400 --> 00:06:18,680 I'm not afraid to let you go empty-handed. 147 00:06:18,680 --> 00:06:20,320 Ooh, fiery. 148 00:06:20,320 --> 00:06:21,880 I've got my eye on you, Private. 149 00:06:23,320 --> 00:06:25,440 Now, see? There's no system, Jane. 150 00:06:25,440 --> 00:06:27,800 You've got the boys' school play here next to your mum's... 151 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:29,400 ..what is that - third wedding? 152 00:06:29,400 --> 00:06:31,520 No, time isn't linear, Abe. That's an illusion. 153 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,360 It's more of a tangle. All right, all right. 154 00:06:33,360 --> 00:06:34,840 Close the portal. Funnily enough, 155 00:06:34,840 --> 00:06:37,560 I do not spend my every evening going through those. 156 00:06:37,560 --> 00:06:39,040 I don't know why you need a photo anyway. 157 00:06:39,040 --> 00:06:40,680 They'll probably remember the guy who cried 158 00:06:40,680 --> 00:06:42,480 the first time he tried a triple cheeseburger. 159 00:06:42,480 --> 00:06:44,720 Oh, forgive me for being nostalgic, Jane. 160 00:06:44,720 --> 00:06:46,080 Shan't. Hey, Mum, try this. 161 00:06:47,880 --> 00:06:49,680 Oh, my God, that's absolutely amazing. 162 00:06:49,680 --> 00:06:51,560 Mmm. Huh? 163 00:06:51,560 --> 00:06:52,680 No. 164 00:06:54,240 --> 00:06:56,200 CLATTER Ooh! For God's sake, remove... 165 00:06:56,200 --> 00:06:59,160 It's all right... How's not being engaged, Dad? It looks super-chill. 166 00:06:59,160 --> 00:07:01,400 Oh I'm always chill, Levi, you know me. 167 00:07:01,400 --> 00:07:04,000 Yeah, this is what a chill man looks like, bug. 168 00:07:04,000 --> 00:07:05,720 Rifling through his ex-wife's stuff. 169 00:07:05,720 --> 00:07:08,960 I meant to say, um, how's it going with, er...? 170 00:07:10,240 --> 00:07:11,440 Freya. 171 00:07:11,440 --> 00:07:14,000 No, not Freya, the...the other one. 172 00:07:14,000 --> 00:07:15,920 Jo. Jo, yeah, that's her name. 173 00:07:15,920 --> 00:07:18,120 Oh, yeah, she's still around. 174 00:07:18,120 --> 00:07:21,080 Definitely has a left-field approach to the whole PA thing, 175 00:07:21,080 --> 00:07:22,320 I'll say that. 176 00:07:22,320 --> 00:07:24,720 I'm so proud of your dad. 177 00:07:24,720 --> 00:07:27,640 You know, he turns 50 and sets up a harem. 178 00:07:27,640 --> 00:07:29,080 SINGS ANGELICALLY 179 00:07:29,080 --> 00:07:30,880 I don't want to... I don't want to look at it. 180 00:07:30,880 --> 00:07:33,840 Don't make me. That's called diligent seeking. 181 00:07:33,840 --> 00:07:35,680 Yeah. Always pays off. 182 00:07:35,680 --> 00:07:36,840 Well done. 183 00:07:36,840 --> 00:07:40,000 Let nobody ever say you don't always try far too hard. 184 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:42,440 I didn't really need training. 185 00:07:42,440 --> 00:07:45,960 I'm not saying I'm more innately talented than Jo, but... 186 00:07:45,960 --> 00:07:48,920 Three, two, one. Oh, lovely. 187 00:07:48,920 --> 00:07:50,160 OK, arm up. 188 00:07:50,160 --> 00:07:52,040 Swing that leg forward... Yeah, Ty, let's go. 189 00:07:52,040 --> 00:07:54,160 Like... Oh, my God. This is incredible. 190 00:07:54,160 --> 00:07:56,040 Let's turn round. 191 00:07:57,400 --> 00:08:00,320 Freya Anan? You're late. Follow me. Right, 192 00:08:00,320 --> 00:08:04,320 so, as you know, Gym Asylum's summer 193 00:08:04,320 --> 00:08:07,360 showcases the new Gym Asylum sports range on a variety of diverse, 194 00:08:07,360 --> 00:08:08,640 beautiful bodies. 195 00:08:08,640 --> 00:08:10,400 And you are...golf. 196 00:08:10,400 --> 00:08:11,800 Golf? Yeah, golf. 197 00:08:11,800 --> 00:08:13,320 Who's this? Er, she's my... 198 00:08:13,320 --> 00:08:14,680 Second half. Better half. 199 00:08:14,680 --> 00:08:16,200 The old ball and chain. 200 00:08:16,200 --> 00:08:17,240 OK. 201 00:08:17,240 --> 00:08:19,280 That's, er... I'm not going to engage with that. 202 00:08:19,280 --> 00:08:21,480 Hair and make-up, ten minutes, calling for golf. 203 00:08:21,480 --> 00:08:25,600 OK, Tiger Woods! You ready for your first big job?! 204 00:08:25,600 --> 00:08:26,680 Born ready! 205 00:08:26,680 --> 00:08:28,960 Yeah, Ty, can you just grab me a snack or something? 206 00:08:28,960 --> 00:08:31,160 I... One day on set and she's already a queen! 207 00:08:31,160 --> 00:08:32,800 Look, my pleasure be. 208 00:08:32,800 --> 00:08:34,800 Sorry, can we just talk about golf? 209 00:08:34,800 --> 00:08:36,160 Oh, I know, I know. 210 00:08:36,160 --> 00:08:38,440 We worked bloody hard for that. 211 00:08:38,440 --> 00:08:42,160 They offered us squash at first, but we were relentless! 212 00:08:42,160 --> 00:08:43,600 Wardrobe, come in for golf. 213 00:08:43,600 --> 00:08:45,400 It's just like I don't know if I can play golf. 214 00:08:45,400 --> 00:08:47,360 Like, with my hands. I can't grip so... 215 00:08:47,360 --> 00:08:50,000 No, any...anyone can play golf in these clothes, 216 00:08:50,000 --> 00:08:52,640 that's, that's the whole point. Er, you know, we... 217 00:08:52,640 --> 00:08:57,480 ..we want to empower every woman, in every body, 218 00:08:57,480 --> 00:08:59,720 to want to play golf. 219 00:08:59,720 --> 00:09:00,920 Don't... 220 00:09:00,920 --> 00:09:02,680 She's just spitballing, you know? 221 00:09:02,680 --> 00:09:04,840 Like a creative AND a model! Yeah. 222 00:09:06,680 --> 00:09:08,120 Golf hasn't shaved her legs. 223 00:09:08,120 --> 00:09:09,920 I repeat, golf hasn't shaved her legs. 224 00:09:09,920 --> 00:09:12,480 Jesus. OK. No-one panic. No-one panic, it's OK. 225 00:09:12,480 --> 00:09:13,920 I mean, aren't we over body hair? 226 00:09:16,960 --> 00:09:18,560 Except for people with alopecia. 227 00:09:18,560 --> 00:09:20,720 Huge demand for them at the moment, actually. 228 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,400 Yeah. Don't worry. 229 00:09:22,400 --> 00:09:24,720 I will source us a razor. Yeah. 230 00:09:24,720 --> 00:09:26,480 Can someone source us a razor?! 231 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,400 Did I need to shave anything else? 232 00:09:28,400 --> 00:09:30,480 Well, what else is hairy? 233 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:32,080 Generous amount of lube. 234 00:09:32,080 --> 00:09:33,840 TUBE SQUIRTS 235 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:35,240 VIBRATING 236 00:09:35,240 --> 00:09:36,880 All down there. 237 00:09:36,880 --> 00:09:40,360 Then small circles to relax the sphincter. 238 00:09:42,760 --> 00:09:44,240 Manual stimulation. 239 00:09:44,240 --> 00:09:46,440 OK? We're not digging for gold. 240 00:09:47,800 --> 00:09:51,720 And if you play your cards right, you end up with one of these. 241 00:09:53,560 --> 00:09:57,240 Would you rather your finger be permanently fused to an asshole 242 00:09:57,240 --> 00:10:00,680 or your asshole have a finger permanently fused inside? 243 00:10:00,680 --> 00:10:03,160 Right. Are we evacuating stools? 244 00:10:03,160 --> 00:10:04,880 Or distracting committed stimmers? 245 00:10:04,880 --> 00:10:07,200 Er, I'm just making contacts in the industry. 246 00:10:07,200 --> 00:10:08,840 It's good to network. 247 00:10:08,840 --> 00:10:10,720 Insubordinates don't make good PAs. 248 00:10:10,720 --> 00:10:13,600 I'm sorry, I'm just not, you know, learning anything new. 249 00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:16,240 Well, being a PA's all about expecting the unexpected. 250 00:10:16,240 --> 00:10:18,120 Oh, but I've expected all of this! 251 00:10:18,120 --> 00:10:20,240 People need to shit, they need to eat, they need to wash, 252 00:10:20,240 --> 00:10:22,760 they need to go places... Do you know what you should be teaching us? 253 00:10:22,760 --> 00:10:24,600 Do you know what IS unexpected? 254 00:10:24,600 --> 00:10:26,400 Well, if it's unexpected... When does a PA know 255 00:10:26,400 --> 00:10:27,680 when they should or shouldn't help? 256 00:10:27,680 --> 00:10:29,680 Like where's the line between PA and friend, hmm? 257 00:10:29,680 --> 00:10:32,640 What are the boundaries, Susan, and what happens 258 00:10:32,640 --> 00:10:37,120 when someone you love starts paying you to stick around? 259 00:10:42,160 --> 00:10:43,760 Constipation! 260 00:10:43,760 --> 00:10:45,000 It happens, people. 261 00:10:45,000 --> 00:10:46,680 DOOR SQUEAKS 262 00:11:01,400 --> 00:11:03,360 Take a seat, pal. 263 00:11:03,360 --> 00:11:06,400 Ferg? I can see you scooping out the foam with your hand. 264 00:11:06,400 --> 00:11:08,840 18 months, you can't pour a pint. 265 00:11:10,440 --> 00:11:11,920 Hey, it's... Brian. 266 00:11:11,920 --> 00:11:13,640 Pleasure. Is it? 267 00:11:13,640 --> 00:11:15,040 HE GROANS 268 00:11:15,040 --> 00:11:16,720 Two beers, Ferg. 269 00:11:16,720 --> 00:11:19,400 Assuming you don't usually fuck people without a beer. 270 00:11:21,600 --> 00:11:23,360 That is why you're here, isn't it? 271 00:11:23,360 --> 00:11:24,520 Um... 272 00:11:25,760 --> 00:11:27,720 Well, this is actually quite a... 273 00:11:27,720 --> 00:11:30,800 ..quite an emotional site visit for me. Is it? 274 00:11:30,800 --> 00:11:33,000 Mmm. Well, we've been coming here since... 275 00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,400 1999. 276 00:11:34,400 --> 00:11:36,280 Yeah?! Yeah. 277 00:11:36,280 --> 00:11:38,360 You used to eat a cheeseburger with a knife and fork 278 00:11:38,360 --> 00:11:40,120 before you walked through that door. 279 00:11:40,120 --> 00:11:41,880 I remember. I did! HE CHUCKLES 280 00:11:41,880 --> 00:11:46,000 I remember. Wow, well, um, do you remember... 281 00:11:49,320 --> 00:11:51,560 ..do you remember this? 282 00:11:51,560 --> 00:11:53,800 Proudest day of my life. Hmm. 283 00:11:53,800 --> 00:11:56,000 How about that? How about it? 284 00:11:56,000 --> 00:11:57,840 Yeah. Still come. 285 00:11:57,840 --> 00:11:59,280 We still come every year. 286 00:11:59,280 --> 00:12:00,640 I bring my boy. 287 00:12:00,640 --> 00:12:02,640 November the 12th. 288 00:12:02,640 --> 00:12:04,400 Yes! Yes. How do you...? 289 00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:05,640 Yeah, wow. 290 00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:08,120 I remember all my regulars, 291 00:12:08,120 --> 00:12:11,480 before they fucked off home to eat Deliveroo and watch The Crown. 292 00:12:12,800 --> 00:12:14,400 Fucking Netflix. 293 00:12:14,400 --> 00:12:17,240 Killing me, absolutely killing me. 294 00:12:18,600 --> 00:12:20,000 Once a year doesn't cut it. 295 00:12:20,000 --> 00:12:22,600 Once a year doesn't save me from the man. 296 00:12:24,640 --> 00:12:27,520 Do you want me to do your forearms? No. 297 00:12:27,520 --> 00:12:29,160 You're golf, right? 298 00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:31,960 Yeah. Yeah, you looked incredible there. 299 00:12:31,960 --> 00:12:34,240 I mean, who'd you fuck to get swimming?! 300 00:12:35,480 --> 00:12:37,520 SHE LAUGHS AWKWARDLY Um, yeah. 301 00:12:37,520 --> 00:12:39,440 Liv told me it was your first time. 302 00:12:39,440 --> 00:12:41,480 I just came by to say hi. 303 00:12:42,680 --> 00:12:43,960 Hi back. 304 00:12:43,960 --> 00:12:45,680 You too. Sorry. 305 00:12:46,880 --> 00:12:49,600 Oh, my God, why am I like this! 306 00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:51,040 Am I a cunt? 307 00:12:51,040 --> 00:12:53,160 You always act weird around other disabled people. 308 00:12:53,160 --> 00:12:56,120 I just want them to like me. And THAT is discrimination. 309 00:12:57,760 --> 00:12:59,160 Er... 310 00:13:00,440 --> 00:13:02,440 Thanks, Ty, I'll take it from here. 311 00:13:05,160 --> 00:13:07,520 Thanks, Ty. I really appreciate you. 312 00:13:07,520 --> 00:13:08,720 Yeah. 313 00:13:08,720 --> 00:13:10,400 Thanks, Ty. 314 00:13:10,400 --> 00:13:13,240 You just know some people still drink milk. 315 00:13:13,240 --> 00:13:14,840 What's the stage of feminism 316 00:13:14,840 --> 00:13:17,560 where everyone's like lost their fucking mind? 317 00:13:17,560 --> 00:13:18,840 Total equality. 318 00:13:20,360 --> 00:13:22,720 I understand you filed for bankruptcy... 319 00:13:22,720 --> 00:13:24,320 Yeah. ..a couple of weeks ago. 320 00:13:24,320 --> 00:13:26,560 Well, so, from a, um... 321 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:30,920 ..from a business perspective, um, we would basically look 322 00:13:30,920 --> 00:13:35,280 at your current situation, in terms of, er, you know, loans, creditors. 323 00:13:35,280 --> 00:13:37,080 Existing payment plans. 324 00:13:37,080 --> 00:13:39,720 And then we would look at assets and, er... 325 00:13:39,720 --> 00:13:43,600 ..and put the best plan of action together as you head towards, 326 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,480 you know, dissolving. 327 00:13:45,480 --> 00:13:47,200 You had two boys. 328 00:13:49,280 --> 00:13:50,840 Two little tiddlers. 329 00:13:52,680 --> 00:13:55,920 Yeah. Levi's, er, he's doing great. 330 00:13:55,920 --> 00:14:00,320 He's very much into his food, maybe, you know, due to this place. 331 00:14:00,320 --> 00:14:03,120 There you go. Oh, lovely, thank you. OK. 332 00:14:03,120 --> 00:14:04,480 Thank you, Ferg. 333 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:07,800 Of course, you know why we're going under. 334 00:14:07,800 --> 00:14:09,640 It's because we're consistent. 335 00:14:10,920 --> 00:14:13,320 But people don't really want consistency. 336 00:14:13,320 --> 00:14:15,320 No, siree, they want the new stuff. 337 00:14:15,320 --> 00:14:17,800 They want burgers 338 00:14:17,800 --> 00:14:19,840 made out of dandelions 339 00:14:19,840 --> 00:14:21,520 that bleed like meat. 340 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:24,200 They want kimchi margaritas. 341 00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,920 They want drag queens doing wet T-shirt contests. 342 00:14:26,920 --> 00:14:30,840 You can't do good, honest American grub any more! 343 00:14:32,320 --> 00:14:34,080 Do you get out there much? 344 00:14:34,080 --> 00:14:35,200 Where, sorry? 345 00:14:35,200 --> 00:14:36,280 America. 346 00:14:36,280 --> 00:14:37,560 The States? Mm-hm. 347 00:14:37,560 --> 00:14:39,000 No. 348 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,040 Don't have a passport. 349 00:14:41,040 --> 00:14:42,160 Hmm. 350 00:14:42,160 --> 00:14:44,920 Hmm. Why do I want a little leather-bound book 351 00:14:44,920 --> 00:14:46,920 with all of my data in it? No, thanks. 352 00:14:46,920 --> 00:14:50,800 A little pamphlet of me so the government can track my every move? 353 00:14:50,800 --> 00:14:52,600 No, no way, Jose. 354 00:14:53,760 --> 00:14:56,760 And don't get me started on how the local demographic have changed. 355 00:14:56,760 --> 00:14:58,120 OK. 356 00:14:58,120 --> 00:14:59,440 Um... 357 00:14:59,440 --> 00:15:01,120 I have something for you. 358 00:15:01,120 --> 00:15:02,560 Hmm? 359 00:15:04,080 --> 00:15:06,800 Aw! My baby girl's all grown up! 360 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:08,720 I had to wrestle it out of her hand. 361 00:15:08,720 --> 00:15:11,480 I couldn't tell if she wanted to fuck me or bite me. 362 00:15:11,480 --> 00:15:13,120 Thanks for doing that. 363 00:15:13,120 --> 00:15:14,160 It means a lot to Abe. So... 364 00:15:14,160 --> 00:15:16,200 PHONE VIBRATES Sorry. One sec. 365 00:15:21,720 --> 00:15:24,320 Hey, so what's your handicap? Hey! 366 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:26,600 Yeah, I don't... That is just... That is just not OK. 367 00:15:26,600 --> 00:15:29,400 No, no, I meant... I meant... I meant golfing-wise. 368 00:15:29,400 --> 00:15:32,040 You know, when like how... how you calculate your score. 369 00:15:32,040 --> 00:15:33,600 Oh, yeah, I don't play. 370 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,440 So... And who's this now? 371 00:15:35,440 --> 00:15:37,200 This is my husband. Oh, it's my son. 372 00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,480 Why do I bother? Just... just follow me. 373 00:15:42,400 --> 00:15:43,520 Commercials pay better than film. 374 00:15:43,520 --> 00:15:45,680 Commercials pay better than film. Commercials pay better than film. 375 00:15:45,680 --> 00:15:47,080 All right. 376 00:15:49,200 --> 00:15:51,760 Oh, fuck, I got shaving cream on my braid. 377 00:15:52,760 --> 00:15:54,840 Then Brexit happened, 378 00:15:54,840 --> 00:15:57,200 which was a God-send for us, 379 00:15:57,200 --> 00:15:59,600 cos we had a Polish pot-wash. 380 00:16:00,840 --> 00:16:03,200 I mean, you know where I'm going with this. 381 00:16:03,200 --> 00:16:06,920 So, getting back to the fixed assets that we will have to sell off, 382 00:16:06,920 --> 00:16:09,440 um, we have the building, obviously, 383 00:16:09,440 --> 00:16:14,440 we have a moped that you use for deliveries and we have a food van. 384 00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,480 You're welcome to make an offer on the food van. 385 00:16:16,480 --> 00:16:19,600 She's a creaky fucker, but she's a trouper. 386 00:16:19,600 --> 00:16:22,480 Some of my best times were in that van. 387 00:16:22,480 --> 00:16:25,760 Touring up and down the country, me and my old man. 388 00:16:25,760 --> 00:16:28,440 And before that, him with his old man. 389 00:16:28,440 --> 00:16:31,440 Gramps opened this place the same day they put a man on the moon. 390 00:16:31,440 --> 00:16:32,880 Really? He didn't realise. 391 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:35,000 He's out the front with his grill, 392 00:16:35,000 --> 00:16:37,000 cooking meat for hours. 393 00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:38,600 And then no-one turns up. 394 00:16:38,600 --> 00:16:41,040 Cos they're at home, glued to the TV. 395 00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:44,520 Funny how it ends how it starts, innit? 396 00:16:45,960 --> 00:16:48,040 Not that they did put a man on the moon, of course. 397 00:16:48,040 --> 00:16:50,320 OK, well, I think we're all done here. 398 00:16:50,320 --> 00:16:53,760 You're a champion...master... a champ... 399 00:16:53,760 --> 00:16:55,920 More golf maybe? Yes, we're marketing golf. 400 00:16:55,920 --> 00:16:57,240 Golf... 401 00:16:57,240 --> 00:16:58,640 Think golf. 402 00:16:58,640 --> 00:17:02,040 Right, rock it, superstar! Little less fear in the eyes! 403 00:17:02,040 --> 00:17:05,080 Yeah, think, um...think sexy. 404 00:17:05,080 --> 00:17:07,000 Yeah. And golf... Hole-in-one! 405 00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:08,840 PHONE VIBRATES 406 00:17:16,600 --> 00:17:19,200 She looks like a hostage. OK, let's try something different. 407 00:17:19,200 --> 00:17:20,760 Oh, that's not good. 408 00:17:20,760 --> 00:17:22,320 You're a golf maiden in Miami. 409 00:17:24,520 --> 00:17:26,920 Hey, hey! Hey, you got this, OK? 410 00:17:26,920 --> 00:17:28,400 Dude, I fucking hate this. 411 00:17:28,400 --> 00:17:29,840 I'm doing a terrible job. 412 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:32,440 I'm not meant to be doing this, I'm supposed to be an artist. 413 00:17:34,240 --> 00:17:39,520 OK. Um, just drown everyone out and focus on me, OK? 414 00:17:39,520 --> 00:17:40,840 OK? 415 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,440 OK, Freya. 416 00:17:44,440 --> 00:17:46,440 Um, give me, er... 417 00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:48,320 "I just killed someone" eyebrows. 418 00:17:48,320 --> 00:17:50,560 Like "I just drank a really dry cider" cheekbone. 419 00:17:50,560 --> 00:17:52,680 OK, now eye-fuck me. 420 00:17:52,680 --> 00:17:55,240 Yeah, curl your lip and make a slice of teeth. 421 00:17:55,240 --> 00:17:56,840 Stunning facial agility. 422 00:17:56,840 --> 00:17:58,800 Um, yeah, you just have to speak her language. 423 00:17:58,800 --> 00:18:00,440 Ah, so... 424 00:18:00,440 --> 00:18:02,160 Oh, my God. OK, um... 425 00:18:02,160 --> 00:18:04,840 Tea bagging, dead eyes, Kardashian sisters OD'd. 426 00:18:04,840 --> 00:18:06,760 Love that. Stunning. That feels... Stunning. 427 00:18:06,760 --> 00:18:08,440 DOORBELL 428 00:18:20,880 --> 00:18:21,920 Oh. 429 00:18:24,040 --> 00:18:26,880 We're actually already very passionate Mormons, 430 00:18:26,880 --> 00:18:28,600 but thank you anyway. 431 00:18:28,600 --> 00:18:30,840 Do you want to see something exciting? 432 00:18:32,080 --> 00:18:33,520 Define exciting. 433 00:18:33,520 --> 00:18:34,680 Hmm. Hello. 434 00:18:36,040 --> 00:18:37,440 How was Bronco's? 435 00:18:37,440 --> 00:18:38,680 Owner's a bigot. 436 00:18:38,680 --> 00:18:41,560 Do bigots make better burgers? Discuss. 437 00:18:41,560 --> 00:18:44,760 I mean, that is kind of anthropologically intriguing. 438 00:18:44,760 --> 00:18:46,480 You know what's intriguing? 439 00:18:47,640 --> 00:18:49,960 It's all yours, it's parked back at mine. 440 00:18:49,960 --> 00:18:51,120 You got me a car?! 441 00:18:51,120 --> 00:18:53,560 Come on! You know I can't drive, Dad. 442 00:18:53,560 --> 00:18:54,600 Details! Come on! 443 00:18:57,760 --> 00:18:59,000 Hey?! 444 00:19:00,360 --> 00:19:01,920 I'm just... 445 00:19:01,920 --> 00:19:05,400 So, sorry, cos I'm playing catch-up here, um, 446 00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:07,200 did I ask for a food van? 447 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:10,280 SHE LAUGHS This is...this is enterprise. 448 00:19:10,280 --> 00:19:11,960 This is your own business. 449 00:19:11,960 --> 00:19:14,680 This is you doing whatever you want, you know, 450 00:19:14,680 --> 00:19:16,600 just grabbing the bull by the horns! 451 00:19:16,600 --> 00:19:19,280 Oooh, you're teetering on the edge of "Live Laugh Love" here, Dad. 452 00:19:19,280 --> 00:19:21,720 Oh, God, I am loving your alternative approach 453 00:19:21,720 --> 00:19:23,080 to a midlife crisis. 454 00:19:23,080 --> 00:19:24,480 Choosing to ignore that. 455 00:19:24,480 --> 00:19:26,080 This is my investment in Levi. 456 00:19:26,080 --> 00:19:28,000 What, and this is all you were prepared to put in? 457 00:19:28,000 --> 00:19:30,360 Humble beginnings, boy. Come on, hey! 458 00:19:30,360 --> 00:19:32,680 So, what do you say? 459 00:19:32,680 --> 00:19:35,520 Shall we go round the front, have a couple of cold ones to celebrate? 460 00:19:35,520 --> 00:19:38,280 OK, the accent feels offensive. Yeah, that's cos it's so good. 461 00:19:38,280 --> 00:19:40,760 You see, it's confusing to you cos it's so dang good. 462 00:19:40,760 --> 00:19:42,320 Come on, just get out the car. 463 00:19:42,320 --> 00:19:43,720 Come on. Come on. 464 00:19:43,720 --> 00:19:45,000 I'm coming, I'm coming. 465 00:19:47,640 --> 00:19:48,680 Hey? 466 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:52,680 Just think, I got this for next to nothing. 467 00:19:54,080 --> 00:19:56,200 Is it that because it's the home to real, live vermin? 468 00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:59,040 It's what? Oh, have you not seen Ratatouille? 469 00:19:59,040 --> 00:20:01,960 Honestly, by the end of it, you were running that set. 470 00:20:01,960 --> 00:20:04,160 You were like Tyra fucking Banks. 471 00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:06,600 Yeah. Before she got weird. Before she got weird. 472 00:20:06,600 --> 00:20:09,640 Oh, don't forget, you don't know anything about the proposal. 473 00:20:09,640 --> 00:20:11,440 Abe made me swear not to tell you. 474 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:13,360 Yeah, good job on that one. 475 00:20:13,360 --> 00:20:16,640 Is it bad that I'm kind of relieved that it didn't happen? 476 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,720 Like, I'm not questioning spending the rest of my life with him. 477 00:20:19,720 --> 00:20:21,520 But, like, I don't know... 478 00:20:21,520 --> 00:20:23,960 ..marriage seemed a bit archaic, like... 479 00:20:23,960 --> 00:20:25,840 Hello, ladies. Hey, er... 480 00:20:25,840 --> 00:20:29,080 LIGHTS CLICK AND BUZZ Aha! How was the shoot? 481 00:20:29,080 --> 00:20:32,200 Yeah, fine, but, um, hot dogs?! 482 00:20:32,200 --> 00:20:33,800 This is Levi's new venture. 483 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:35,720 Starting a food van business, aren't you? 484 00:20:35,720 --> 00:20:37,520 Apparently. Aw, cute! 485 00:20:37,520 --> 00:20:39,680 Silver spoon in the shape of a truck! 486 00:20:39,680 --> 00:20:41,680 He'll pay me back as soon as he's on his feet. 487 00:20:41,680 --> 00:20:43,440 I can just give you a fiver for it now, mate. 488 00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:44,840 You want to have a look around? 489 00:20:44,840 --> 00:20:46,160 Yeah. Looks cool 490 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,800 and also asbestos-y. 491 00:20:47,800 --> 00:20:49,440 Ooh, here comes dashing. 492 00:20:49,440 --> 00:20:51,040 Thanks. 493 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:52,520 Come see this. Look. 494 00:20:52,520 --> 00:20:54,760 Hey, Jo! 495 00:20:54,760 --> 00:20:56,040 Psst! 496 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,840 What? 497 00:20:59,840 --> 00:21:01,120 Bad signal today? 498 00:21:02,440 --> 00:21:03,800 Well, you didn't pick up. 499 00:21:03,800 --> 00:21:05,440 Oh, Jesus, that was you? 500 00:21:05,440 --> 00:21:08,560 I thought I was being stalked. Well, you're not NOT being stalked. 501 00:21:08,560 --> 00:21:11,040 How did you get my number? Saw it in a phone box. 502 00:21:11,040 --> 00:21:12,840 Ha-ha. Lovely flyer, by the way. 503 00:21:12,840 --> 00:21:15,160 If anything, I would say that you are undercharging. 504 00:21:15,160 --> 00:21:17,200 No, obviously I took it off Dad's phone. 505 00:21:17,200 --> 00:21:18,480 Why did you call? 506 00:21:18,480 --> 00:21:20,160 Do you not want me to? 507 00:21:20,160 --> 00:21:21,800 I work for your stepmummy. 508 00:21:21,800 --> 00:21:23,880 Hey, that's the name of my favourite adult movie. 509 00:21:23,880 --> 00:21:25,320 You're disgusting. 510 00:21:26,600 --> 00:21:28,840 Congrats. She's, er...something. 511 00:21:28,840 --> 00:21:31,280 Are you going to stick around for some dinner? 512 00:21:31,280 --> 00:21:32,600 Um... 513 00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:34,560 Yeah, actually, I would love to. 514 00:21:34,560 --> 00:21:37,240 Do you know what? I'm actually going to head out and get some food. 515 00:21:37,240 --> 00:21:39,320 I'm kind of wiped. You can't do that, Jo. 516 00:21:39,320 --> 00:21:41,840 You've got to stay with me. Yeah, but not like ALL the time. 517 00:21:41,840 --> 00:21:44,040 Yeah, all the time, that's the job. 518 00:21:44,040 --> 00:21:45,880 24/7. Oh, right. 519 00:21:45,880 --> 00:21:48,640 Want me to rustle us up some Sloppy Joes? 520 00:21:48,640 --> 00:21:51,400 Dad, it's got to stop. I LOVE it when you do that. 521 00:21:51,400 --> 00:21:52,600 Well, thank you! 522 00:21:52,600 --> 00:21:55,760 Try telling that to my son, he doesn't appreciate my talent. 523 00:21:57,280 --> 00:21:59,920 So is this like our first date? 524 00:21:59,920 --> 00:22:02,040 Er, that depends. 525 00:22:02,040 --> 00:22:04,920 Do you always take your daddy on your first dates? 526 00:22:04,920 --> 00:22:07,120 Yes, cos he makes me feel safe. 527 00:22:08,280 --> 00:22:09,520 This is a bad idea. 528 00:22:10,800 --> 00:22:12,960 Right. We'll agree to disagree. 529 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,240 Come on! 530 00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:20,400 Yeah! Yes! 531 00:22:22,720 --> 00:22:24,360 SHE SQUEALS 532 00:22:24,360 --> 00:22:27,560 Yes! Amazing! Amazing! 533 00:22:27,560 --> 00:22:29,480 Stunning. 534 00:22:29,480 --> 00:22:32,680 Honestly, Gym Asylum couldn't be happier. 535 00:22:32,680 --> 00:22:35,760 Mmm. And that was a big one to throw you in with, babe. 536 00:22:35,760 --> 00:22:39,640 Oh, yeah. We've had models on our books for years who've never booked 537 00:22:39,640 --> 00:22:41,760 something that big before. 538 00:22:41,760 --> 00:22:44,480 No. Oh, it's mega. It's huge. It's huge. Huge, huge. 539 00:22:44,480 --> 00:22:46,880 Huge. Your look? Everything. 540 00:22:46,880 --> 00:22:48,040 It's everything. 541 00:22:48,040 --> 00:22:50,520 They've already talked about getting you in again for socials. 542 00:22:50,520 --> 00:22:52,280 For socials, already. 543 00:22:52,280 --> 00:22:53,440 My God. 544 00:22:53,440 --> 00:22:56,560 We always like to get our clients in to see their first proofs. 545 00:22:56,560 --> 00:22:59,800 And these came in this morning. 546 00:22:59,800 --> 00:23:01,840 Have a little look-see at that. 547 00:23:03,480 --> 00:23:07,080 Oh, wow. Face of the campaign, babe! 548 00:23:07,080 --> 00:23:08,800 Face of the campaign. The face. 549 00:23:08,800 --> 00:23:11,480 OK, even I didn't know you could look THAT good. 550 00:23:11,480 --> 00:23:14,400 Did they, er, Photoshop my hands? 551 00:23:14,400 --> 00:23:16,320 Er, my arms can't do that. 552 00:23:16,320 --> 00:23:19,640 Legally they are entitled to do subtle little touch-ups like that. 553 00:23:19,640 --> 00:23:21,960 Mm. Wait, is that Ty?! 554 00:23:21,960 --> 00:23:23,560 Fuck. Oh, my God, you know her. 555 00:23:23,560 --> 00:23:25,360 She apparently happened to be on set. 556 00:23:25,360 --> 00:23:26,680 We've been trying to get her paid. 557 00:23:26,680 --> 00:23:29,560 But! More to the point, babe, you did it! 558 00:23:29,560 --> 00:23:32,440 OK? You nailed your first job! 559 00:23:32,440 --> 00:23:33,960 Yeah! Yes. 560 00:23:33,960 --> 00:23:36,680 And there is only more where that's coming from. Yeah. Yeah. 561 00:23:36,680 --> 00:23:38,920 Because if there's one thing that people love right now, 562 00:23:38,920 --> 00:23:40,800 it's this. Yeah? It's all of this. 563 00:23:40,800 --> 00:23:42,480 Mmm. It's this. 564 00:23:42,480 --> 00:23:44,440 Is someone ready to take over the world?! 565 00:23:44,440 --> 00:23:47,240 Whaddya reckon? You good to take over the world?! 566 00:23:47,240 --> 00:23:48,280 Sure. 567 00:23:49,440 --> 00:23:51,160 I might need to pee first.